“I just can’t believe he’s gone,” said one grieving soldier, who Bagram Batman taught to properly lace and tie his boots.“Without him around, how will I know to protect myself from sun exposure and loud noises? ” Indeed, Bagram Batman’s popular but incredibly patronizing online commercials advised service members on a range of fairly obvious topics, including ear protection, theft avoidance, and basic human decency. ” “Up your ass,” Badghis Bane is said to have replied.
It’s the last photo taken before he disappeared on the border between Afghanistan and Pakistan. Hamidullah vanished in 2008 after his father sent him to collect the family’s belongings from their village near the border.
He said he spent the next six months being beaten by interrogators every few days. ’” Khan was eventually moved from his single cell to the general prison population and the beatings stopped. A Red Cross spokesman confirmed the organization flew him back to his hometown of Peshawar in Pakistan.
Sometimes he was shackled to a chair, other times hung from the ceiling by his ankles. It was just — is it going to be for one month or for six months? Local Pakistani security services are now frequent callers at his parents’ house.
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – Darkness has fallen on Afghanistan’s largest Coalition base, as news has spread that the Bagram Batman is dead.
The caped crusader — who shot to fame for providing friendly, if insufferable, safety tips to deployed personnel on Bagram Airfield — succumbed Friday to injuries incurred during a very unsafe brawl with the villain known as Badghis Bane.