When the general climate all year round can easily be described as a bit ‘meh’, one of her only enjoyments is going to come from chocolate and sugar.
We eat kebabs after a night out more often than we’ll admit and we’ll also need something greasy to get us through the following day.
If we have to come home every day only to find that you’re miserable because you have a job that you hate, but can’t actually be bothered to do anything about it, then we’re not going to let up until you leave it.
If you can’t handle that, then a British girl isn’t for you. So be prepared to hold our hair and bring us water.
We don’t care if you’re a carpenter, a banker, a traveller, a teacher, an engineer or whatever — we want you to do whatever it is you’re meant to do.
It will be a rare and triumphant moment when she tells you that she loves you or says something remotely nice to you at all.
The rest of the time you’re going to be called an arsehole, dickhead, twat and if you’re really lucky… Us Brits only show affection to dogs, horses, and our mums.
If you’re not okay with watching Finding Nemo for the third time this month — because that’s the only film that makes her feel better — then keep walking.
The English language has tonnes of idioms and slang that differentiate between different regions and other English-speaking countries.